Strong Language
His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.
I JUST LET OUT THE WORST NOISE
This is one of the best things I have ever read.
(Source: proud-atheist)
An illustrated tale by Shelby
In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis
Written and illustrated by Shelby [tumblr]
its funny how if you go to tumblr.com it leads you to the sign up page
and its all pretty with art in the background and the stats and like wowwe doesnt this site look cool
but then you click “already a member? sign in”
and it leads you to
this dark blue depressing page like “you already know how fucking terrible this site is going to be towards your mental health and social life we dont need to make it pretty youre already too deep”
